Wide-eyed optimism always gets me in trouble eventually
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Jan 23, 2026
When the investment finally pays off and you can chill.
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Smiling as if Plato's shadows deserve applause.
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when i claim i’m moving on but keep rereading our old texts like it’s required reading
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I swear I'm not yelling, it's my resting volume.
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this is my roman empire but with way more regret
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When your boss says 'We're a family here' but you feel like the black sheep.
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Official mascot for ragebait comment sections
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Me tryna vibe after finding out my drink isn’t artisanal alkaline moon water.
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When you realize your spouse is the only one having fun and you're just there for moral support.
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Just missed the last Uber during a city flood panic.
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Same energy as me ignoring my problems.
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