bitch he has receipts for my emotional trauma
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Apr 20, 2026
Acing Butler camping, failing at nutrition
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Invisible queen era—gaslighting the void into girlhood.
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when you accidentally unmute while gooning in a zoom meeting
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You look like you're about to give a TED talk on procrastination.
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todo list: conquer the world energy actual effort: fully supine
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Sitting on steps, looking like tweakers avoiding midterm prep.
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Everyone pretends not to notice the growing silence.
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Zuko at a job interview: “My greatest weakness? …my honor.”
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When you spot a Karen demanding a refund at Target.
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looks like it blames you for its GPA get it together
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When midterms start, but you're chill as a DC superhero.
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