Leftover pizza and expired motivation staring down my soul
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Mar 30, 2026
Why did I think wearing glasses would make me feel smarter and not just more confused?
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When the universe asks 'Why not both? Rage AND failure'
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POV: You're a snowman tired of small talk about the weather.
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Sorry, but the plants called—they want their leaf back.
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When you try to be iconic but end up being comic relief.
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fighting demons in my brain but only getting a tie
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that white dog when financial aid emails me about "updates"
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If your charm was a flower, it’d be a wilted one.
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instagram wiped insta meme sound bye bye founder launch energy
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When you realize even cats are judging your life choices.
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Your jokes hit harder than my last breakup.
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