so you’re telling me this is the normal here?

so you’re telling me this is the normal here?

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Anonymous
Jan 26, 2026
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You're like the IKEA lamp nobody wants to assemble.

You're like the IKEA lamp nobody wants to assemble.

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Anonymous
Apr 26, 2025
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If Monday had a face, I’d punch it.

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it.

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Anonymous
Apr 03, 2026
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Me: "At least the boat knows where it's going."

Me: "At least the boat knows where it's going."

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Anonymous
Aug 16, 2025
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Seeing my schedule after add/drop chaos hits different.

Seeing my schedule after add/drop chaos hits different.

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Anonymous
Nov 21, 2025
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vibes when you meet someone’s new situationship—tragique

vibes when you meet someone’s new situationship—tragique

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Anonymous
Apr 10, 2026
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When your outfit is more chaotic than my last relationship.

When your outfit is more chaotic than my last relationship.

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Anonymous
Apr 26, 2025
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Stoic posture, modern sneakers — virtue meets convenience

Stoic posture, modern sneakers — virtue meets convenience

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Anonymous
May 01, 2026
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That trunk is more stuck in snacks than I am in life choices.

That trunk is more stuck in snacks than I am in life choices.

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Anonymous
Apr 03, 2025
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Sisyphus would approve of pushing the dance floor uphill.

Sisyphus would approve of pushing the dance floor uphill.

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Anonymous
May 15, 2026
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Proof caffeine > human interaction, 100% without shame

Proof caffeine > human interaction, 100% without shame

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Anonymous
Mar 05, 2026
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Watching you manage projects is like witnessing a political debate—just pure chaos.

Watching you manage projects is like witnessing a political debate—just pure chaos.

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Anonymous
Apr 12, 2025
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