WAH WEE WAH! Man lose goat, raise arms to sky!
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Apr 03, 2026
'Surprise!' said the shirt, 'You're still single!'
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Seeing my lab partner leave the campus bathroom with bone-dry hands, and I can't unsee it
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Booked a motivational meeting; they ghosted me (Turning personal failure into sarcasm is the cheapest therapy and also my specialty. The meerkat's content indifference perfectly matches the resigned punchline.)
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A Stoic face, practicing indifference with impeccable brows.
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Living the dream, if the dream is emails and existential dread.
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how i scan emails after chopping my shot with my crush
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me after getting scammed into buying $500 in Xbox gift cards
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This moment will be forgotten by tomorrow.
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When your confidence level is as inflated as those breasts.
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When your life goals are as lifeless as those dummies.
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Hoping Hamilton elevators don't make you an accidental dropout.
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