When you realize wine is cheaper than therapy.
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Aug 18, 2025
Existentialism, distilled: choose joy, fetch anyway.
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bro i feel like an afterthought here bet my soul tries again
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the instant you remember you forgot to curve last semesters grades
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That’s not a dog, that's the office clerk from hell reincarnated.
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Congrats on being the world's fluffiest embarrassment.
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When your WiFi signal is stronger than your will to live.
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You call that a hug? I’ve seen better from a teddy bear.
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Your gaze is so intense, I’m expecting you to start reciting poetry or selling overpriced hummus on Rothschild, but all I see is a guy who can’t even handle a simple balagan!
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Nature’s celebrating; you’re just here for free Wi-Fi.
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When your friend says they love pineapple pizza.
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This cat’s hiding from Columbia registration drama, bet.
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