finally leaving that situationship and stepping straight into freedom
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Apr 22, 2026
Overdressed but still giving unpaid intern vibes.
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Socrates asked why; I just wanted directions to lunch.
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Stoic: endure chaos, polish your sword quietly.
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Genetics called, they’re not taking your parking DNA.
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This green blob has the rizz of a damp sock.
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how my landlord looks when i say it's fixed and he finds the hose
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the way i just walk into rooms i forgot i hate bc parents live there
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the assignment just tripled and the deadline didn't get the memo
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Sisyphus smiled once; the boulder returned the favor.
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2020 plunge got me saying sybau to this graph. 💀
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POV: You’re trying to capture the sunset before your MetroCard runs out of swipes.
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