The invasive parasite of silence ensnares the vocal battleground.
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critiquing my checking account like main character number-lore
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me when someone leaves stuff for 24 hours to save a Butler table
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That face you make when your ex texts out of nowhere
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honestly haven’t felt this interrogated since my last family dinner
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When your colleague calls you 'sport' in a meeting.
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The AP trauma-bonding doesn’t hit until you see that wide-eyed stare in person.
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me realizing i paid 90k/yr to get mogged by Ferris seafood boil
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When your energy level is a solid 5, but the dog's a 10.
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When your dog has more social skills than your whole friend group.
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first day out after seeing one tiktok about mewing
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Magnifying my productivity but leaving me in chaos.
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