Left socks everywhere: instant the ick, still flexing like Gojo.
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Mar 28, 2026
When they be like "I didn’t read your texts," and you know they lying.
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Measurement markings are more precise than Hamilton elevators.
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Bouclé fabric: Less itchy than Hewitt Bananas Foster
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John Jay’s mystery roll finding new heights, above the dining hall.
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The waterfall is just flexing its GPA over Dodge Gym.
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Bro's robe is giving ‘I’m overdressed for church’ vibes.
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Venture capitalist alpaca just waiting for the next big grass startup.
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Plotting world domination? More like hiding from emails
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Finally finished the group project alone and nobody noticed
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Temple out here aura farming for ancient Instagram likes
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Petition to let us exist in JJs without getting frame mogged by the staff
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