When you put on a cape, hoping to fly out of debt.
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Aug 18, 2025
when dad insists on grilling steaks at the funeral home
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that look you do pretending like relation-building actually works
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i just know they got a herniated disc cooking fr
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pretend I didn't notice the read receipt
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Bro’s gooning over a crumb, chill out.
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Arguing about Pokémon? The only thing you're catching is cringe.
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She came, she served, civilization folded, periodt
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Glarin' like I solve life's mysteries but still can’t find my pacifier
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I'm bringing jail time back, them other boys don't know how to act.
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having a full identity crisis because i said hi to my crush one (1) time
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When you’re the awkward sibling no one really talks about.
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