Caught mid-heist stealing your snacks and your self-respect
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Mar 25, 2026
You're just one 'quick chat' away from full-on existential crisis.
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Y’all look like you’re fighting over who gets to make the next TikTok.
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literally me trying to lift my gpa with bad decisions
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Chat, is Homer cooked or just tweaking over nothing?
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State House dome can’t save this finished ID flex!
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That exact moment you realize the dramatic twist requires a permission slip and several forms — and no one told you.
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That library flexin’ like it cured all my procrastination.
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Butler blackout: the real reason for my third Starbucks today.
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Every time Hamilton elevator stops, a Borzoi sighs in red.
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Last week I accidentally snorted water out my nose watching a meme on my roommate's red laptop. Never living that down.
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Friendship test: no phone, still friends?
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