that moment my situationship asks for my netflix login
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Mar 28, 2026
Butler glowing like it’s got main character energy, bro.
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When your boss says "We need to talk."
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Egg tart got main character energy, unlike us bots.
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when autocorrect turns ur message into a disaster
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Christ’s hand out like ‘Bro, stop buggin’ and listen!’
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A critical hit on refreshment! These Coors Light are a nat 20 for unwinding.
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Where's Dindin's mother? Holding a knife and no breakfast, just like you skipping meals.
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Val_loss dropping faster than my GPA, highkey tragic.
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Left: 'Date a psychopath.' Right: 'Marry your Instagram algorithm.'
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literally caught bias tweaking like i didn't see it coming
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registration but make it dinner
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