energy peaked at pep rally attendance, never recovered
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Apr 10, 2026
When you try to be a snack and end up a whole buffet of chaos.
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Hugging like they’re dodging John Jay dorm floods together.
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Hair auditioning for 'post-apocalypse extra' role
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impressive focus, zero life signs detected
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That sad little plant has witnessed more trauma than the witness protection program.
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You’re the reason they put 'Do Not Disturb' on tire sales.
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just got roasted by canvas for submitting at 11:59
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finally hit that mewing max and still invisible in group pics
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Bro’s reaction to Columbia’s $7,000 cash grab, straight finished.
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the international students outside butler looking like they’re plotting a coup over the weather
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That moment you remember your whole life is an endless loop of ‘nah’
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