Someone blinked, but it didn’t change anything.
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May 05, 2026
Gap so honest it exposes bad life choices
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deadass the HR rep in my nightly explanations to myself
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Face when I say ‘walk’ but mean ‘bath’—chopped!
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That smile says 'I did this on purpose.'
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Trying to make dinner after my Butler breakdown be like
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Someone call the drama police, this man is off the charts!
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Listening to your crush talk about their ex again, pain
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More festive than Bacchanal, more resigned than Uris water fountain.
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Broke AF but still flexing? That's some next-level delusion.
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'La Belle Ferronière' mislabeled—just like my Columbia major requirements.
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That patronizing grin? She’s the NPC of roasting me.
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