That wink is more awkward than my last date.
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Jun 29, 2025
The only thing sparkling here is the dog's future, not yours.
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Pondering career choices but still can't pick an outfit.
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When John realizes he’s the sidekick in life.
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i just found out i'm already too late
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Lowkey buggin: thought jokes had warranty, got recalled live.
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saw the salad bowl once then it ghosted me forever
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Nerd: actually your personality is peak beige flag
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She's brighter than the John Jay sushi mystery.
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Your face when they say, 'Share snacks?' Only if I like you.
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this got the ick harder than Capri-suns in middle school gym
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Doggo got main character energy, I’m just background.
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