me and my roommate at 8:40am early class struggle
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Feb 20, 2026
Why are we arguing over lunch when we're literally in a war?
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honestly could not survive a relationship this loyal. anxiety compels me to ghost
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Me trying to look calm as the fire alarm blares at 2am
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When your date says 'I'm not really into cats.'
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Out of spell slots and patience after witnessing this digital abomination.
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Mood: Too broke for Airbnb, so meander the quad.
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You look like a dad joke with ears.
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Sitting there like you just googled 'how to be funny.'
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“Is this what academic excellence feels like?”
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You're not a news anchor, just a feathered freak show.
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Getting off a Columbia waitlist? Just like that ceiling.
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