You guys should compete for the worst breakup story; you'd win.
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Nov 22, 2025
this sparkler is my entire personality tonight
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You look like 'I'm fine' but we all know you're not.
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Columbia Wi-Fi: slay my assignments, Y U NO load?
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Cardi B staring at my Columbia dorm’s tragic aura.
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Is that a shadow or my imagination playing tricks?
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When group chats feel more like a gossip column than a support group.
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catch me at CVS returning masculine energy today
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Fish wondering, 'Can’t I have a free feeling?' Nope, hooked!
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When you're more cheerful than my last therapy session.
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thinking positive for five minutes and then immediately ragebaited
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Bro’s face when the Butler seat hunt fails again.
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