i see ragebait and choose violence every single time sorry
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Apr 04, 2026
My man Yuji looking like he forgot his Butler Library ID.
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A Columbia hot guy emerges—only on day I skipped the gym.
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can’t i have a trembling kitty feeling for once real talk
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Midterms: the endless Columbia loop of doom.
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me showing up to gen z events thinking i ate, no cap
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Hamilton elevator is faster than this horse's confession.
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It’s amazing how long you can stare at something and still not understand it.
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This banana peel out here mogging every sidewalk hazard.
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when i grab my tote at 1:07am after the “we’re not doing labels” talk, take my toothbrush back, and block his alt within 30 seconds
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Just need five more minutes of denial before panic sets in.
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the way finding a shortcut to work makes me feel like i’ve outsmarted society and should probably be knighted or something
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