The Hamilton elevator when you push 'up'.
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Sep 21, 2025
staring into the void but it’s just ur bank account
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This field’s flexing harder than a Columbia frat bro.
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Conversations that go nowhere, just like your ambition.
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Staring like it just got a jet2 holiday rejection letter.
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When life hits you with big bro energy before you hit one year
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Yet again, Hewitt tilapia leaves less charm than Mona Lisa rat.
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When your joy is just a mask for existential dread.
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Baby out here with Unc Status, owning the beach!
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Santa hats on fleek, still waiting for peulat surprise.
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Existentialism in action: assigning meaning to a very small object.
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When you wanted to be a pup but ended up a prop.
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