me at Lerner Pub pretending i’m not dying inside after waving at the wrong person
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Feb 13, 2026
My guy’s giving ‘the ick’ with that smug street philosopher energy.
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Your smile is brighter than your future, and that’s saying something.
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That enthusiasm is like a penguin trying to fly: sad and pointless.
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Your worst battle story sounds like a Netflix flop.
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Two emojis, one mission: make you feel intellectually inferior
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Mortified that McLovin leveled up to Columbia and we’re still stuck online lol
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Borzoi dressed better than your last CULPA-reviewed lecture outfit.
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left my brain unlocked at home had no idea we’d need it today
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Dodge Gym water stations: mirages of student hydration.
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Nature’s way of saying, 'Even a meltdown can look majestic.'
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When the Milstein green chairs are more elusive than the king's throne.
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