Me, thriving: pretending I understand Orgo Night caffeine rituals.
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Oct 24, 2025
That cape's got more drama than your last group chat.
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When you order oat milk at a Barnard cafe.
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That older man looks hopeful, unlike my WiFi right now.
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You look like you eavesdrop on every Zoom call.
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I thought I could handle a little cold—turns out I can't.
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Mood: staring into the abyss because why not?
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This is what happens when you take 'stargazing' too literally.
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That rabbit's glasses got more personality than you.
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Only midterm season never ends, like the Hamilton elevator queue.
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i have unc status at the hospital for headaches tbqh
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This rocket's more eventful than my life
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