me after finally locking in…to literal unemployment
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Apr 03, 2026
please tell my future job this counts as leadership rizz
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that silent agreement when neither of us is backing down
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my last inner child moment before the capitalism spikes hit
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Barnard called; adulthood left a voicemail saying 'lol no'
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Your confidence is like a WiFi signal—one bar at best.
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Trying to wave goodbye but you tripped over your own charisma.
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Snoop's chain messes up your ID swipe at Lerner.
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When you’re a philosopher but your vibe says ‘party clown.’
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You look like a corgi auditioning for the wrong comedy.
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This penguin squad is more animated than your love life.
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When you realize that being a meme is your only job.
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