Why does Monday come with a free side of existential dread?
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Mar 08, 2026
Bieber's smile = nailing dodge gym's workout lottery.
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Descartes blinks: I think, therefore I panic.
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You dribble like you’re dodging responsibilities.
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Like waiting for Ferris strawberries: always stocked, always sweet.
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When you see free food but remember your diet.
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Shinobu out here mogging everyone with that smug smirk.
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me seeing my assignments pile up and pretending I’m fine
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You look like you just caught someone slacking on the job.
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Columbia in spring: field's green, but my course schedule's mid.
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Raises paw like it’s here to roast your entire existence.
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This yellow blob mourning a $7 campus coffee, straight up.
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