That dog dressed better than your last five dates, no cap.
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Apr 26, 2025
Man’s pointing like he’s dropping mid bars at Columbia’s open mic.
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Shinobu’s got Unc Status, acting wise but lowkey savage.
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me rehearsing my apology for the group chat after someone leaks the screenshots
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When the professor says "no phones in class," but you're too wide to sneak one.
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When you ask for a raise but get exposure instead.
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The urinal at Bacchanal: overstimulated and underused.
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Sisyphus finally rolled the rock, found reading glasses instead.
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This ceiling’s the aftermath of my last online argument.
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current mood sponsored by my beard and questionable acrylics
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Columbia tour guide smiling as tuition eats your soul
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Handing in midterms before they end
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