Descartes: I feed, therefore I am... mildly annoyed.
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May 01, 2026
Looking sus, like he just got side-eyed crossing Barnard campus.
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That look you give when your friends act like the cops when you just wanna peace out.
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That one guy who turned 'soft serve' into a startup.
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how i be pulling up in cio’s office like i deserve stocks
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This pixel mess is sus, just like Columbia’s Wi-Fi.
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Opening the JJs door and getting the sentry stare like I committed a felony.
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When you fake happy but chips know your secrets
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Gigglebait mic pretending he's still allowed to voice-chat.
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Me after reading my bank account balance like it's bad news
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Jet2 holiday look — came back worse, 0/10 recommend
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This shell holds more emotional baggage than your last relationship.
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