Plotting pranks? More like planning a comedy funeral.
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May 28, 2025
Jake, Columbia kid flexing loans he can't pay — cooked, no cap
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These rocks have more hustle than your unemployed cousin
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me ready for leg day and it’s just open space
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Nobody: Dad: How does a Shiba Inu greet you? With puppy doge eyes!
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When you realize you're so broke, even a dog's wink can't cheer you up.
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This is what happens when you let five dads run the party.
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When the group chat exposes your Netflix password.
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When your glow up is just the stars flexing on you.
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These flowers are straight up cooked, gossiping about sunset drama.
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This dog's leap is like your bank account—full of potential but never hitting the mark.
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Existential crisis on hold — the phone waits politely.
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