When you peek at your crush’s DMs but it’s just spam.
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Protein shake: starting easy like Intro CS, ending Dear-level.
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crying in the club because the dining hall ran out of fries
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me after answering one email and needing a nap
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people thinking greencard = better aura, corporate finished
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The Hamilton elevator when you push 'up'.
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Nothing like the dining hall food watching you struggle.
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Dodge’s locker rooms have terrified more souls than CS 1004 finals.
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watching someone be so confidently wrong in front of everyone that i almost respect the level of commitment to public humiliation
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Snack bag whispering 'this is your last meal, idiot'.
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seeing my card decline for iced coffee type shi
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When the WiFi goes down during a Zoom.
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