River doing therapy for every Columbia freshman's breakup
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Mar 26, 2026
The Millstein Green Chairs: Gen Z's ultimate chill and checkmate.
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Trying to act professional, but the inner child just spilled juice.
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No one remembers how this started, but we can’t leave.
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Bet, Masha’s roasting my broke Columbia meal plan struggles.
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Cat’s out here ragebaiting the owner with this blind destruction, fr.
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Trying to flex with that stance but still can't get a job.
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That celebration's louder than my mom when I forget to call her.
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Cat judging you: 'congratulations, you peaked in chaos'
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me at work when someone schedules a 4:59pm meeting
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Cube whispering: 'I'm solved, you’re the one who’s broken'
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remind me again why i offered to help build Ikea furniture dying
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