I’m dying at this freak show straight outta Columbia’s website.
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Feb 28, 2026
chilling next to the boss fight toilet like a midlife crisis NPC
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On the waitlist anxiety level: Professor Borowski's Data Structures.
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someone kangaroo kicks my chair but I choose inner peace
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me after repeating the same bad life decision with full confidence
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imagine wisdom dropping when my brain got full joe-biden
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columbia might be sus for community, but we bond over random snowball fights on low steps
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Waving to my social life, disappearing like Hewitt’s hot meals.
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Plato's cave: they've finally blinked at the shadows.
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of course the only hype here’s caffeine fumes off a megabus
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that zoom breakout dude who dozed mid presentation
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me after seeing the new columbia housing and pretending it’s fine
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