Trying to act awake after 3 hours of sleep is futile
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Mar 01, 2026
Your vibe is like a penguin trying to dance—just stop.
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Cat’s face screaming ‘I’m cooked for Orgo Night.’
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This reindeer in a situationship with Tide Pods?
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Skipper side-eyeing me like I’m cooked for this midterm.
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smiling calm while they try to grab my deliverable
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You're the human version of a fire drill—nobody's excited, just confused.
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When you realize Dodge Gym’s water stations are a desert.
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Me trying to feel fancy but actually just avoiding responsibilities.
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Elite students: "I summer in Europe." Me: "I summer in Riverside Park with my camera."
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Gigglebaiting the Columbia quad at 2AM like a menace.
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my self-esteem leaving my body senior year
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