waiting for Election Day Break like it’ll solve anything
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Dec 05, 2025
Me when I finally get signed into a Columbia dorm party
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choosing the easy a instead of the class i actually care about
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Sat down for one glass, got hit with 98 Columbia emails
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The other bird’s side eye brings more drama than my family group chat.
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When the exam proctor makes me peel my water bottle label two minutes into a 3-hour final
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me after my two-hour social battery expires mid crowd
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The lion does not vibe with this noodle disaster.
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Trying to act tough with that little paw?
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Boss energy: threatens to fire me over napkins, but can't fire up a Zoom call.
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“I just need a minute, I swear”
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Slept through my 7:00 am class registration, woke up 7:04, everything waitlisted
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