Existentialism in miniature: choosing to splash despite absurdity.
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May 01, 2026
Finding an open gate faster than Hamilton elevators.
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Sending a Zelle request to my parents for groceries knowing they already pay 80k a year and now I have to be emotionally exposed too
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if i bury my head, the deadline can't find me
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When you spot a Hamilton elevator…and a line to use it.
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Every time I see Jae look up like that, I remember the time I tried to submit my code at 11:59 and GitHub crashed
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He says he feels irreplaceable but blinks in binary every five seconds.
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When the gym's on fire but you still can't lift.
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Looking collected while I practiced asking for help to my stapler
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imagine thinking your thesis is louder than a megaphone lol
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Stop jumping, it's not like you just got a text from your bestie!
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This cow’s got the ick from my delulu vibes.
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