my crush texted and i’m immediately not normal about it
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Apr 12, 2026
international students outside butler when someone asks where they’re from
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on mute hearing them confidently say the wrong numbers to the client
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me in the mascot suit walking into Dodge Gym and pretending it’s normal
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Glow up? More like glow down, fam.
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Seeing your ex talk about their new ‘soulmate’ like a daytime soap
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That eye sparkles like it’s hiding deep, dark secrets.
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The lion does not care about Hello Kitty’s deadline meltdown.
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The universe shatters as a dog contemplates life.
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me after seeing the Dodge Stairmaster is taken again
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Your dog just upgraded its looks; you should try next.
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SpongeBob roasting my midterm flop at Columbia, I’m dying.
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