That moment your life peaks with a fake ID flex and zero credits passed
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When a finance bro invests in emotional intelligence.
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me tucking in at 9pm on a Friday with zero regrets
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Tinder bio: 'I love animals' — liar exposed.
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Me trying to wash dishes without losing my will to live
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Filling your CULPA review like confessing war crimes.
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This snowman’s got Unc Status, chilling harder than us.
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When the JJs sentry sees you touch the door: 'That’s a federal offense.'
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Rosh Eidah: 'Everyone gather for tzdakah!' Sheep: 'B’emet, again?'
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Milk options at Liz's: Dairy disappointment.
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Highkey ready for my next cancellation song.
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My mans Pepe glowing, still salty about life.
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