The ick walked in and didn't leave
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Mar 26, 2026
They spelled my name wrong on the cup despite me spelling it out twice—disappointed.
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Screaming louder than Real bench when Vinicius bottled it
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this is the vibe when the last brain cell clocks out early
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Staring into my soul like it owes him rent.
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Plotting to prank the audience? More like plotting your own demise.
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When your vibe check fails harder than your grades.
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Melman’s gaze is so harsh even the clouds wish they could relocate.
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This canvas is Columbia’s art department on a budget.
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Duck out here buggin’ like it forgot its dorm key.
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JJ’s at midnight. Unlimited pizza, unlimited existential dread.
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My laptop after I open 47 tabs and forget why
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