This kitten’s plotting harder than a Columbia finals cram session.
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Feb 28, 2026
Plato’s Forms never prepared him for blurry existential panic
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me realizing Jae just caught someone running Valgrind during the AP exam
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HR spreadsheet screaming internally at your 'team player' ragebait
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This emoji in a Barnard seminar mansplaining economic theory
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That outfit's a 10, but your vibe's stuck in a 3.
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Pretending to be happy while plotting world domination.
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Bro crying like he just got rejected from Columbia, no cap.
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When your boss says 'act professional' and you turn into a wax figure.
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This snack’s career peaked ten minutes ago.
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When life gives you kelp, Squidward makes a symphony of sighs and calls it art.
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Brain rot whispering 'one more' — I'm already Dying
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