When you sneeze in a silent lecture hall and everyone stares
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Feb 11, 2026
This looks like a group project gone way too far.
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This monkey’s contemplating life because it’s seen yours.
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When your vibe is 'mysterious woman' but you're just confused.
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Seeing my paycheck disappear before it lands.
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when UNI emails me 'write three things you're thankful for'
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Trying to flex your personality but only showing off your underbite.
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me staring at the Ferris menu after they removed grilled cheese for woke reasons
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bro i’ve been here so long i’m basically part of the furniture now
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When your CULPA review becomes a confession instead of a critique.
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Camus smirks; absurdity never looked so focused
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When your dog solves more mysteries than you.
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