Bet this pup’s dropping sun-worshipping lore at Columbia quad.
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Feb 28, 2026
i'm about to spend $23 so i don't have to wash a dish
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Navigating John Jay like a Gen Z food truck pilgrimage.
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Michelangelo giving thumbs-up, but his aura farming is sus.
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Me before opening JJ’s mystery soup of the day
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Dodge Gym bouncer: 'Sorry, it's already full... with Minions.'
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me realizing Joe's coffee is seven dollars and sobbing internally
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Cow’s got more rizz than me on a dating app.
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Group chat: 10 texts, half are just sarcasm and shade.
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that moment you remember you volunteered to be the mascot
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When you hear 'free food' and suddenly you fly.
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Pointing like he’s roasting my Barnard dorm decor—savage energy.
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