Only thing fluffier than that dog is your excuses.
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Apr 29, 2025
Bro, do you even lift or just lounge?
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That smile is bright enough to blind your future.
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Just here blessing your friend's dumb choices while rolling my eyes.
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me after finally scanning my ID for the guards while the place is literally on fire
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Me watching a dude skip the sink, then immediately grab the club meeting pizza
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thinking it's a brief optional info session until the last line says pizza provided
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bro you ever laugh so hard at a TikTok you forget what you were even supposed to be doing
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Girl, the starfish called; it wants its fame back.
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Are we playing basketball or just practicing our staring contests?
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When you and your sibling pretend to get along for family photos.
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Smug AF equations — cooked my GPA and my sleep schedule
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