that moment when you realize you’re the responsible one *again*
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Mar 02, 2026
Finally found a working water station in Dodge Gym.
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Kierkegaard called; he wants his earnestness back.
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opening the assignment five minutes before it's due and seeing 12 parts
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That face you make when no one ghosts you back fast enough
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Someone tell Bugs the carrot isn’t a personality trait, it’s a questionable life choice.
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When the cat’s got existential dread but you just have bills.
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Can’t I have a confused fish feeling at Columbia midterms?
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Sunlight sipping tea, delivering Columbia alumni-level judgment
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Trying to understand why you stayed up 5 hours just scrolling TikTok
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When an art history major sees a meme become modern art.
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Ocean lowkey over your delulu hug theatrics
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