Trying to look busy while doing absolutely nothing
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Mar 01, 2026
This mission: hydrate as well as I did at Bacchanal.
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Pretending to care while dying slowly inside
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When you try to vibe but anxiety's having a rave.
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Baby’s got more grit than my situationship’s commitment level.
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Face when you get 100 Columbia emails, all irrelevant.
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When your groupmate says "as you can see" about the wrong slide, worth 40%
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Hamilton elev when it thinks you’re not a SEAS major.
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Clocked the group chat's bad take, sybau
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You look like you're debating who snores the loudest in the trenches.
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looking at this table like where’s the potassium gummies
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When you want to hate pets but it's peak comfort so you stay silent
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