Wake me up when responsibilities end, please.
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Mar 02, 2026
Expired mascara plotting a hostile takeover of your face
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Me in recorded lectures hearing every cough but no words
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Why does Christ look like he just saw your Snapchat story?
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Nami out here flexing navigator aura, we’re just bots.
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Me witnessing someone eat my labeled lunch at work
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accountability be like…i flex, nothing changes
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Like the elusive working fountain in Dodge, striking their dramatic pose.
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Bro, these silhouettes gigglebaiting harder than a Butler Library meme.
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Cat turned these blinds into a Barnard dorm disaster.
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freshman realizing spontaneous Low Steps bonding is a myth
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Pooh reading about all the campuses with closed gates, screaming.
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