my manager after my shift ended and I’m still loitering oops
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Apr 04, 2026
freshman on their first Carman fire drill: paws up, no thoughts
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Serving icy stares because you peeked the presidential chaos.
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Users Interface course: path of least resistance, Borzoi-approved.
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Dog’s face screams ‘I’m finished’ but sun’s got him chopped.
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Existential crisis sponsored by BBQ Lay's.
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That’s the face of a man with zero 8am classes
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Diana showers when someone needs a quick shampoo.
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opening my fyp and seeing ragebait thirst traps AGAIN
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Someone said this would be fun.
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Tiny goat, full unc status — already seen worse at Columbia
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Point finger, zero rizz, still mansplaining group chat
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