Manhattan doing a jet2 holiday but with worse lighting
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Mar 26, 2026
That intensity screams 'I once lost a game of rock-paper-scissors.'
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opened the syllabus for reassurance, discovered five things due tonight
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You’re like a cat ignoring responsibilities; iconic, but sad.
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You're the 'before' picture in a glow-up ad.
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Why is finding a working fountain in Dodge harder than Advanced Calculus?
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i blink once at brunch and someone drags me into karaoke
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me accidentally making eye contact with someone in public and immediately assuming i have to change my name and move cities
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Fact: Greenery improves ninja stealth efficacy faculty-wide. Fear trees.
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Got a 54 on the midterm, but my skin is clear
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of course i slept through the important thing
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That outfit screams 'My human has no taste.'
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