If only that energy was for homework, we'd all be geniuses.
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May 31, 2025
When your colleague calls you 'sport' in a meeting.
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‘I only check my bank app to stay hopeful’ vibes.
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Protesting is temporary. Securing your desk is forever.
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Plato calls it the ideal grin; reality disagrees.
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Paid Columbia tuition; still clutching one grain of dignity
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call PR, the rodent is canceling influencers weekly
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spinning in circles bc all my assignments ragebait me
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yeah i’m totally fine why do you ask
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Core Curriculum: A love story with no endgame.
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That stick’s been aura-farmed; carrier sold his soul for clout.
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how I think I look when I hit 'send' on a risky text
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