That smirk is more cringe than your last Tinder date.
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Apr 26, 2025
My companion, the toilet, offers little comfort, but at least I've found a spot to recover from whatever illithid-level exhaustion has befallen me.
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was told i couldn’t do both menace and manicure… lies honestly
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when the ref calls a foul for breathing on the ball
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Success Kid locking in harder than a finals crammer!
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Cancel everything, I’m officially a lost cause without my phone
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When the Hamilton elevators stop for a personality check.
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Me ragebaiting my aunt by existing at Thanksgiving
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Me at 1:42 am in Butler, typing "anyone want a hug" in the suite chat
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I keep the ZYN container for ‘emergencies’ but the emergencies keep finding me.
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Plane’s got unc status, but my commits still trash.
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That outfit is screaming 'I’m not ready for life.'
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