staring like—is that future me after freshman year?
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Apr 07, 2026
Bookshelf flexing harder than these two Barnard wannabes.
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You're the human version of a traffic cone, and I'm living for it.
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When you hear someone say NFTs are the future.
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Keeping calm despite no strawberries at Ferris.
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Freshman energy at their first Low Steps snowball fight
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Descartes doubts; the pen remains mightily unimpressed.
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Boomers: Complaining about TikTok while scrolling through Facebook.
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This outfit screams 'I need attention' louder than your voice.
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That padlock’s mood? Same as my morning energy.
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bold to preschedule a win with an audience size: no
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Confidently idle after I resigned as CEO of my dramatic impulses
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