when you hear quiz today and only exhale at open note
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Apr 12, 2026
Michael Scott staring like I just dropped my deepest lore.
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Naming fundamental structures of garden hose oppression; stay hydrated, abolish systemic drought.
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Just trying to blend in with the background wall.
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me at Bacchanal when the beat drops and I forget I’m not actually a dog
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If happiness was a dog, you’d still be sad.
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when Dae pretends not to care but notices every detail.
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me when i see my last clean outfit is already played out
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Side-Eye Emoji staring like I just said I’m skipping Butler Library grind sesh.
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Peeking like you’re not planning the next drama club audition.
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Chat, is this kid buggin’ over one sad pizza?
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Face says: ‘Mom, are you telling me dino nuggets are…ME?!’
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