Library printer at Columbia judging my five-page essay with coffee stains
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Mar 25, 2026
This is what community looks like, apparently.
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spotted: blue emoji even buggin from talking stages expiring
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Freshman at their first Carman floor meeting: so, do we sing our apologies or just say them?
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When you're too blessed to care about our productivity, huh?
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Listening to saints gossip like, 'Did you hear about the new 'best follower' this week?'
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this is what academic burnout would look like in a cartoon
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freshmen when they get called on in a 300-person lecture
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When your NSOP friend group is just as Lost as this ceiling exit.
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Jesus blessing this dude’s nap like ‘Slay, king, rest.’
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Michelangelo’s the ick when he hypes pineapple pizza.
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bro you ever just look at your desk and realize it’s a modern art piece called ‘choices’?
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