When your flirt game needs serious venom upgrade
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Mar 04, 2026
Kierkegaard called it dread; he skipped meetings.
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Nietzschean grin: will to power, outsourced to another's load.
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Wait, you invested all our money in NFTs?
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pro tip: shoplifting your will to live doesn’t work
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Debating politics like it's a battle of the hot mess.
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me walking into class on Thursday with these shades on like it's already the weekend
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Looking like you just lost a bet with that stance.
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Ball spawned here, mission: ruin dignity
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That leap screams 'I'm more excited than your last Tinder date.'
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That forehead vein is fighting for man of the match.
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Bro, even your suits are fighting for attention.
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